http://www.wikinut.com/author~tmgjo/Im-Nick-Robertson/ Hey I'm Nick Robertson. Actor, Writer, Poet, Comedian and none of the above. Enjoy...

Follow me on Twitter! @ImNickRobertson en-gb http://img.wikinut.com/img/1cw47j3a087y287./jpeg/preview/Author-profile-image.jpeg http://www.wikinut.com/author~tmgjo/Im-Nick-Robertson/ This is a poem, originally written for performance, after being given the title 'Internet Grooming' It is more hard hitting than my other stuff but I thought I would share it. Adult Content Warning. http://writing.wikinut.com/Grooming/17y8.6_y/ http://writing.wikinut.com/Grooming/17y8.6_y/ Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:29:06 GMT This is an incredibly simple cocktail and its very popular as its so quick, tastes good and can be as alcoholic as you want it... This is just my recipe as there are many out there. http://guides.wikinut.com/How-to-make-a-Sex-on-the-Beach-cocktail/1ybaodnu/ http://guides.wikinut.com/How-to-make-a-Sex-on-the-Beach-cocktail/1ybaodnu/ Sat, 16 Jul 2011 18:40:56 GMT This is a simple recipe for a classic Sex and the City cocktail, a cosmopolitan. This is just the recipe I use, there are many out there http://guides.wikinut.com/How-to-make-a-Cosmopolitan-cocktail/nogdt0lg/ http://guides.wikinut.com/How-to-make-a-Cosmopolitan-cocktail/nogdt0lg/ Sat, 16 Jul 2011 18:33:53 GMT This is a simple recipe for the classic Cuban cocktail, a mojito. This is just my recipe as there are many out there! http://guides.wikinut.com/How-to-make-a-mojito/3h06gwrc/ http://guides.wikinut.com/How-to-make-a-mojito/3h06gwrc/ Sat, 16 Jul 2011 15:14:46 GMT Speed dating is basically the old fashioned version of online dating but you get forced to sit in front of people and you cant escape by pressing the red X in the corner... http://humour.wikinut.com/Speed-Dating/2ybxh_fa/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Speed-Dating/2ybxh_fa/ Fri, 15 Jul 2011 02:03:06 GMT This is a 20 year old male looking back on his 20 years of being a boy. We all have a story, here is a bit of mine. http://family.wikinut.com/Growing-up/24n7ushk/ http://family.wikinut.com/Growing-up/24n7ushk/ Thu, 14 Jul 2011 03:32:19 GMT We have all had the awkward 'Birds and Bees' conversation, wether at school with the nurse, home with your parents or at the police station after an innocent. This is a short about the first ever Sex Ed. http://humour.wikinut.com/Adam-and-Eve/1xm2oirp/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Adam-and-Eve/1xm2oirp/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:05:24 GMT This is one of the first story/poems I ever wrote for performance. It is based on a place across from my University called the Racecourse named that because it used to be a racecourse. However I was warned from the minute I got to University not to cross it at night as it became the R... http://humour.wikinut.com/RapeCourse/3y2ll1eo/ http://humour.wikinut.com/RapeCourse/3y2ll1eo/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:56:49 GMT This is a short stupid poem. It is just a comment on the phrase 'I want' in regards to food. http://writing.wikinut.com/I-Want/3hfio24g/ http://writing.wikinut.com/I-Want/3hfio24g/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 07:02:34 GMT This is a parody I wrote of Boots by Rudyard Kipling. I wrote this after having to perform the poem in a Britannia Showcase. I feel my 'Heels' poem gives an equally good impression of Britain. Knowledge of 'Boots' is not required all you need know is that its a military style rhythm. http://humour.wikinut.com/Heels/2165axrx/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Heels/2165axrx/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 07:01:34 GMT A poem about meeting a certain someone. While reading requires a particular voice to be adopted when in capital letters...you can decide the voice. http://humour.wikinut.com/The-Gym-Poem/40kdrhmn/ http://humour.wikinut.com/The-Gym-Poem/40kdrhmn/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 06:58:43 GMT A poem to be spoken fast and loud. A pep talk from a father to his son at a year 6 sports day. http://writing.wikinut.com/Pep-Talk/29c4vobv/ http://writing.wikinut.com/Pep-Talk/29c4vobv/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 06:57:55 GMT Christmas only comes round once a year and I bet Santa wishes he could call in sick. http://humour.wikinut.com/Christmas/3d49l6ri/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Christmas/3d49l6ri/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 06:56:13 GMT Everyone's first time is difficult. For some it goes much better than others. I was one of the lucky ones... http://humour.wikinut.com/My-First-Time./1vdprrxw/ http://humour.wikinut.com/My-First-Time./1vdprrxw/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 06:55:16 GMT This is a comedy poem/story about my attempts to pick up girls, I wish I was better at it. http://humour.wikinut.com/Crap-With-Girls/1daj._7i/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Crap-With-Girls/1daj._7i/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 03:24:25 GMT A comedy poem exploring a hangover. Waking up after a great night at a house party, However you only went to the party because a friend's friend fancied a girl who might be there and although you don't care, you where promised a free beer. Enjoy. http://humour.wikinut.com/The-Pit-Of-Despair/2w72.t80/ http://humour.wikinut.com/The-Pit-Of-Despair/2w72.t80/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 02:50:23 GMT