http://www.wikinut.com/author~xjid/THE-BARD/ 76 years old
I play table tennis and golf.
I'm a keen gardener.
I write amusing stories about
everyday things I see around me. en-gb http://img.wikinut.com/img/1fhrrmex3eih_1x3/jpeg/preview/Author-profile-image.jpeg http://www.wikinut.com/author~xjid/THE-BARD/ Just a few ideas on how you can use and enjoy growing fruit and veg on a small garden plot. http://guides.wikinut.com/My-garden-plot-June-through-to-February/135z2r-7/ http://guides.wikinut.com/My-garden-plot-June-through-to-February/135z2r-7/ Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:34:07 GMT With the Water Companies putting bans on the use of hose pipes it will hit the amateur gardeners hard, especially us old un's. You could be fined up to £1,000 for breaking the rules. http://humour.wikinut.com/The-hose-pipe-ban-will-cripple-us-gardening-oldies/9phh_wof/ http://humour.wikinut.com/The-hose-pipe-ban-will-cripple-us-gardening-oldies/9phh_wof/ Fri, 06 Apr 2012 13:46:31 GMT Four short stories. I hope will apeal and make you smile perhaps. http://humour.wikinut.com/It-s-the-way-I-see-it%21/3hfx7n.g/ http://humour.wikinut.com/It-s-the-way-I-see-it%21/3hfx7n.g/ Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:36:36 GMT You don't want a foreign language forced on to you in a public place. http://humour.wikinut.com/Gibberish-to-the-rescue%21/2u_tnu6d/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Gibberish-to-the-rescue%21/2u_tnu6d/ Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:47:30 GMT A strange smell at my local Bar. My number came up at the casino and I could have got lucky!! Got the wrong underpants but her in doors fixed the problem. http://humour.wikinut.com/Seeing-the-funny-side-of-things-again./h8ouc75_/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Seeing-the-funny-side-of-things-again./h8ouc75_/ Wed, 13 Jul 2011 04:51:09 GMT The early part of this year has been the wamest and driest I have ever known. I have taken advantage and got some early crops. http://guides.wikinut.com/I-have-the-Plot%2C-it-s-June-now-See-what-I-ve-got.%21/julrppca/ http://guides.wikinut.com/I-have-the-Plot%2C-it-s-June-now-See-what-I-ve-got.%21/julrppca/ Mon, 13 Jun 2011 04:58:10 GMT Yes, Three observations in my daily life too close to reality for comfort. Well two of them then!! http://humour.wikinut.com/Close-to-reality-as-I-see-it./yugrfb69/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Close-to-reality-as-I-see-it./yugrfb69/ Thu, 26 May 2011 21:13:38 GMT The old models are not very fast but they are reliable!! http://humour.wikinut.com/74-year-old-Model-still-used-for-shopping./24lx3gmx/ http://humour.wikinut.com/74-year-old-Model-still-used-for-shopping./24lx3gmx/ Sun, 27 Mar 2011 19:14:04 GMT Just imagine the mayhem being in charge of this lot if the jaws! got out of control! http://humour.wikinut.com/Tongue-in-cheek-Tongue-in-charge./d7ssmh4f/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Tongue-in-cheek-Tongue-in-charge./d7ssmh4f/ Tue, 15 Mar 2011 23:14:11 GMT Watching Television can be a bore sometimes Feeding chickens can get interesting! After a game of Table Tennis you can sit and have a gass with your opponents. The years go by so fast! http://humour.wikinut.com/Three-short-un-s-and-a-poem./27-99kyy/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Three-short-un-s-and-a-poem./27-99kyy/ Thu, 03 Mar 2011 19:13:44 GMT Compare the taste, compare the price. Grow Your Own. No contest. http://guides.wikinut.com/You-ve-got-to-get-the-plot-to-Grow-Your-Own%21/1zslq5f6/ http://guides.wikinut.com/You-ve-got-to-get-the-plot-to-Grow-Your-Own%21/1zslq5f6/ Sun, 27 Feb 2011 22:55:35 GMT The Bankers get the smell of money but Charlie and I could come up smelling of roses! http://humour.wikinut.com/Bankers-bonus-argument-causes-a-smell%21/1dl8vt9a/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Bankers-bonus-argument-causes-a-smell%21/1dl8vt9a/ Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:15:19 GMT The cold weather can cause a problem, Christmas cards can cause a row. http://humour.wikinut.com/Not-another-Three%21/-4ujj11_/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Not-another-Three%21/-4ujj11_/ Sat, 08 Jan 2011 16:02:54 GMT There's always a laugh to be had in my home Town. Well when i'm looking there is. http://humour.wikinut.com/A-Hat-Trick-with-one-Click./17.hl6lg/ http://humour.wikinut.com/A-Hat-Trick-with-one-Click./17.hl6lg/ Sun, 19 Dec 2010 16:16:20 GMT Three stories, one true, one nearly true and surely it couldn't have happend. http://humour.wikinut.com/Three-short-ones./caw.-k7-/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Three-short-ones./caw.-k7-/ Wed, 08 Dec 2010 15:08:29 GMT Three stories. One true. One almost, One made up for a laugh! http://humour.wikinut.com/Just-three-short-ones/8amm81iy/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Just-three-short-ones/8amm81iy/ Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:47:10 GMT We don't need de-icers and scrapers we need inventors. http://humour.wikinut.com/You-don-t-need-a-Frosty-reception-on-your-drive./8knqss44/ http://humour.wikinut.com/You-don-t-need-a-Frosty-reception-on-your-drive./8knqss44/ Fri, 12 Nov 2010 00:54:51 GMT When the Male of a species wants to impress a Female the animal instincts rule. http://humour.wikinut.com/Lekking-or-Clubbing-.-What-s-the-difference/21rgd6pj/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Lekking-or-Clubbing-.-What-s-the-difference/21rgd6pj/ Sun, 10 Oct 2010 18:47:50 GMT The Bookie was out of favour for a while and the Chemist was in, but at the end of the day it's the Bookies that win! http://humour.wikinut.com/The-Bookmaker-always-wins%21/1xotr4r8/ http://humour.wikinut.com/The-Bookmaker-always-wins%21/1xotr4r8/ Tue, 05 Oct 2010 01:06:42 GMT If White chocolate had the same properties as the Dark chocolate then the embarrassment at the party could have been camouflaged. http://humour.wikinut.com/Does-White-chocolate-have-the-same-properties-as-the-dark-chocolate/1a-shykz/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Does-White-chocolate-have-the-same-properties-as-the-dark-chocolate/1a-shykz/ Sat, 18 Sep 2010 17:52:28 GMT When it comes to managing the the household in difficult times the woman will always find a way. The man has no say even though he comes up with a good solution to solve the financial problem. http://humour.wikinut.com/The-art-of-managing-and-budgeting./28gxxeb6/ http://humour.wikinut.com/The-art-of-managing-and-budgeting./28gxxeb6/ Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:00:41 GMT Just a fun story how your ears might chat to each other!. http://humour.wikinut.com/Two-Ears-chatting%2C-ones-a-good-listener-the-other-can-cock-a-deaf-un.%21/1r7garz5/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Two-Ears-chatting%2C-ones-a-good-listener-the-other-can-cock-a-deaf-un.%21/1r7garz5/ Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:02:00 GMT Molly was indulging in activities that could not be kept a secret. It was soon out of the Bag what was going on! http://humour.wikinut.com/Molly-was-employed-and-self-employed-morning-%2C-noon-and-night./6bx8fhxd/ http://humour.wikinut.com/Molly-was-employed-and-self-employed-morning-%2C-noon-and-night./6bx8fhxd/ Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:05:40 GMT If you suffer from Haemorrhoids please leave this story out. I sympathise with you. http://humour.wikinut.com/My-doctor-fears-the-worst-for-me-now-August-is-approaching./5z8n2z-m/ http://humour.wikinut.com/My-doctor-fears-the-worst-for-me-now-August-is-approaching./5z8n2z-m/ Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:50:38 GMT I had a lot of fun and good times with my Aston Martins and made good profits when I sold them. Now is the time to look at another make of quality car to do the same as I did. http://writing.wikinut.com/My-Aston-Martins-were-good-fun-and-investment./162s5-1v/ http://writing.wikinut.com/My-Aston-Martins-were-good-fun-and-investment./162s5-1v/ Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:08:48 GMT