This is the standing of Im Nick Robertson in our community - the further right, the more of a Wikinut they are!
This is a poem, originally written for performance, after being given the title 'Internet Grooming' It is more hard hitting than my other stuff but I thought I would share it. Adult Content Warning.
This is an incredibly simple cocktail and its very popular as its so quick, tastes good and can be as alcoholic as you want it... This is just my recipe as there are many out there.
This is a simple recipe for a classic Sex and the City cocktail, a cosmopolitan. This is just the recipe I use, there are many out there
This is a simple recipe for the classic Cuban cocktail, a mojito. This is just my recipe as there are many out there!
Speed dating is basically the old fashioned version of online dating but you get forced to sit in front of people and you cant escape by pressing the red X in the corner...
This is a 20 year old male looking back on his 20 years of being a boy. We all have a story, here is a bit of mine.
We have all had the awkward 'Birds and Bees' conversation, wether at school with the nurse, home with your parents or at the police station after an innocent. This is a short about the first ever Sex Ed.
This is one of the first story/poems I ever wrote for performance. It is based on a place across from my University called the Racecourse named that because it used to be a racecourse. However I was warned from the minute I got to University not to cross it at night as it became the R...
This is a short stupid poem. It is just a comment on the phrase 'I want' in regards to food.
This is a parody I wrote of Boots by Rudyard Kipling. I wrote this after having to perform the poem in a Britannia Showcase. I feel my 'Heels' poem gives an equally good impression of Britain. Knowledge of 'Boots' is not required all you need know is that its a military style rhythm.
A poem about meeting a certain someone. While reading requires a particular voice to be adopted when in capital letters...you can decide the voice.
A poem to be spoken fast and loud. A pep talk from a father to his son at a year 6 sports day.
Christmas only comes round once a year and I bet Santa wishes he could call in sick.
Everyone's first time is difficult. For some it goes much better than others. I was one of the lucky ones...
This is a comedy poem/story about my attempts to pick up girls, I wish I was better at it.
A comedy poem exploring a hangover. Waking up after a great night at a house party, However you only went to the party because a friend's friend fancied a girl who might be there and although you don't care, you where promised a free beer. Enjoy.