Job for Private Detective
By ppruel, 24th Feb 2011 | Follow this author
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There are text messages roaming around which are purely jokes. Sometimes they make us laugh and provoke. But they are just jokes that we need not to be taken seriously, like this one.
A Man Hires a Private Detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a private detective to watch his wife and report any activities that might develop.
The Reports
A few days later, the man who hired the private detective received this report that says:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
I watch house.
He comes to house.
I watch.
He and she leave the house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree – look in window.
He kisses she.
She kisses he.
He strips she.
She strips he.
He plays with she.
She plays with he…
I play with me. I fall out from tree. Did not see them anymore. I am sorry.
Honest Detective
PS: Sir, you don’t need to pay me!
Best regards,
Honest Detective
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Comments
26th Feb 2011 (#)
very funny thanks for sharing, puts a whole new light on private detectives
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26th Feb 2011 (#)
Again thank you friend for your appreciation and commenting.
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26th Feb 2011 (#)
nice sir did you start making money
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26th Feb 2011 (#)
Yes dude sourav - I already started making money from my awesome blogging. Welcome and thank you for your time.
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26th Feb 2011 (#)
I love that, so funny! Many thanks
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26th Feb 2011 (#)
Again thank you Ms. Carol for your kind words and your time.
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