~Fly Assassins Report II~

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~Those little critters kicked up a fuss but I got ‘em skewered, fired up the barbecue, lit myself a cigar and warmed ‘em up a bit, fixed Igor a couple of flykabobs~

~Fly Assassins Report II~

Fellow Warriors,

Here’s the report from 16 August, 2010. Igor and I were green back then but, looking back, we enjoyed ourselves while being crawled on, bitten, and face-buzzed. Have I mentioned that flies bug me and I kill ‘em?

Sunday was a great day for battling flies, an ungodly hundred degrees miserable hot and no shade to be had. I was knockin’ ‘em down faster than Igor could snap ‘em up. She found a bunch of brown beetles
dead in the track of the patio door. Igor’s such a great assistant I decided to have a flybecue in her honor.
Those little critters kicked up a fuss but I got ‘em skewered, fired up the barbecue, lit myself a cigar and warmed ‘em up a bit, fixed Igor a couple of flykabobs.

“Are you sure they’re dead?” I asked her.
She burped and I hugged her shaggy head. “A couple of them said they weren’t. No one can lie like a fly!”

Over and out!
P. Sluggo, F.A.E.

Fly Facts:
Flies don’t have teeth or a stinger. Their mouths absorb food like a sponge, yuk!

~Tom (WordWulf) Sterner~

~Fly Assassins I~

~Writes of Spring~

~An Other~

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I write novels, poetry, songs,nonsense & lies. Sometimes truth sneaks in when I ain't lookin'.

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author avatar Denise O
15th Feb 2011 (#)

Tht really is gross now if you think about it. I have always had a hard time watching someone eat food and then as they're chewing take a drink. It reminds me of a sponge that is soaking it all up and yuk, indeed! Fun read.
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar WordWulf
16th Feb 2011 (#)

It really "bugs" me when they're on my skin;-)

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