Mornings are inspirational: Side effect of temporary insanity

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Mornings are wonderful. People do some strange things in the morning. This makes people so wonderful. Temporary insanity includes lots of things like laughing, running along the beach and bending and not picking up anything over and over again. All this happens in the morning.

Business of writing

Working or writing becomes easier after 10 or 11 O’clock. There are fewer people moving around, the cat has disappeared from the porch and no one has switched on the radio yet. Yet there is something about the morning that makes me want to sing. It is not a fetish or mental deficiency. You can call it temporary insanity…no no, it does not make me murderous (except when the cat crawls up on to the key boards and will not budge).

Is it morning yet?

If you were to ask me the reason for this morning insanity, I could tell you a hundred reasons and they would all be wrong. The sun shine over the mountains, the sound of water falling in the sink, the rattling sounds from the kitchen, the cat crouching at the foot of the bed, the clock chiming the hour from the tower in the marketplace…I could spend the whole morning telling you why mornings are wonderful.

Nothing at all

Yet there is something. Writers find they have nothing to write! How can this be? Has the world gone to sleep? Is there no fish in the market? Or have all the girls given up chasing the boys? Surely something makes the clock bells chime and that is worth writing about.

Morning madness

So, this temporary insanity continues to affect everyone even writers. Why do you term it temporary insanity? You see all these people behave normally within a short time. The effects last as long as it takes to digest the morning breakfast egg. Once the colors in the sky turn to a normal blue from the deep red (this could be one of the contributing factors since red light makes different people behave in different ways…mostly at traffic stops).

Different effects on different people

Yet at this time, many people get inspired to do many peculiar things. People walk around nearly naked and sometimes chase each other (but they do not get violent) when the sun is red in color. Dogs sometimes go around with these people to see to it that they do not bump into lamp posts (they mark them) or run into rose bushes. What inspires them to these things? It must be temporary insanity for research has shown that there is no possible reason for these actions.

Begin to write…again

So, back to writing – choosing a topic…oh I have written it before, I have no interest in that field, excuses spring to the mind before you can think of a good question. I am not going to tell you how to begin writing. I am investigating the causes for author’s behavior when they have temporary insanity. Wait, wait (people are here with the straitjacket, got to be going) let me finish my piece. We will discuss another topic in my next article – Writing in Bondage.

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Bachelor, Christian, 53, settled in Madurai, India, like to watch football and tennis on TV. I also have occasional walks but try to read the Bible daily. For amusement, I read the newspaper.

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author avatar Margaret Michel
14th Jul 2014 (#)

My morning madness includes a big cup of coffee! Great article!

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author avatar snerfu
16th Jul 2014 (#)

Ta Ms Michel, with lots of cream! Thanks.

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author avatar C.D. Moore
14th Jul 2014 (#)

Such fun! You really are a morning person,Snerfu!

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author avatar snerfu
16th Jul 2014 (#)

Ha ha Ms Moore and people like you make my day bright. Hope your articles are coming out well.

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author avatar MarilynDavisatTIERS
15th Jul 2014 (#)

Good evening, Snerfu; fun read; thank you for writing it - hope you had a few laughs as you wrote it as well. My grand kids sometimes ask me if something is wrong when I'm writing and laughing and it's 6:30 AM....Should I tell them it's just temporary insanity particular to writers? ~Marilyn

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author avatar snerfu
16th Jul 2014 (#)

You are a gifted person and I like your commitment. We need writers like you than me because anyone can hit the spot if they want. I am sure your lovely grandchildren will grow up to be like you, wise and caring. Bye for now.

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author avatar MarilynDavisatTIERS
16th Jul 2014 (#)

Good evening, Snerfu; thank you.

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author avatar snerfu
17th Jul 2014 (#)

You are welcome Ms MarilynDavisatTIERS.

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author avatar Mariah
15th Jul 2014 (#)

Hi snerfu, thoroughly entertaining
post, as Marilyn says..a barrel of laughs, thanks for the banter I really enjoyed reading this

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author avatar snerfu
16th Jul 2014 (#)

Hello Mariah, It is rewarding to hear your words and makes me want to write more. Like the popular song goes, "You set my morning on Fire!". Chal.

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author avatar Erly
18th Sep 2014 (#)

Very nice writing snerfu ehehehe I remember what I am doing every morning exercise for few mins..cook, in bathroom singing, looking at the mirror, window few steps in dancing then go to work after few mins. of morning glory very nice..thanks fr sharing this...

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author avatar snerfu
18th Sep 2014 (#)

Ha ha It is funny thinking how you also like and spend your morning time. Look forward to your poems Erly.

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