The Frogs and the Ox

aesoplado By aesoplado, 8th Dec 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/26xoe_9x/
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A different look at Aesop's "The Frogs and the Ox".

What your parents didn't tell you.

Once upon a time, while a small frog was having fun in a little pond, an ox came out of nowhere accidentally stepped on the poor little frog. He died without knowing what hit him. This was witnessed by the frogs buddy who hurridly went home to report the gruesome death of a teenage frog.

“This giant creature just stepped on him! It squashed his brains out!” nervously uttered one of the teens to the largest frog.

“How big?” asked the biggest frog.

“Bigger than you” came the response.

The biggest frog puffed himself up and again asked. “Bigger than me now?”

“Yes” said the little frogs.

“Let us show you” said the little frogs as they puffed themselves up.

As the little frogs grew bigger than the biggest frog, the latter was afraid they might think they are stronger and bigger than him so he also puffed himself along with the little frogs.

After puffing themselves for a while, they simply blew up into thousands of pieces. No one survived.

“Fucking stupid frogs!” compained the school janitor the next day as he cleaned the fleshy mess.

Moral of the story: “Men.”

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
8th Dec 2010 (#)

what was an ox doing inside the school?

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author avatar aesoplado
8th Dec 2010 (#)

that, i can't figure out. maybe there's a portal somewhere like the the wardrobe in nania but what would a wardrobe be doing outside?

(scratches head)

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author avatar aesoplado
8th Dec 2010 (#)

i meant narnia :>

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author avatar D in The Darling
8th Dec 2010 (#)

Yeah,
Yesterday I attended a funeral of a man who who was killed by his own pride! Be humble and accept who you're! I believe the article ended rather too soon leaving out some important pieces before the frogs burst into pieces! Nice piece nevertheless!! Keep it up!

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author avatar aesoplado
8th Dec 2010 (#)

Thanks Din!

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author avatar christopheranton
8th Dec 2010 (#)

That one was good.
It has a definite Aesop flavour.
Congratulations.

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author avatar aesoplado
8th Dec 2010 (#)

Thanks Chris!

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author avatar D in The Darling
8th Dec 2010 (#)

Hey Chris,
I agree with you buddy!

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author avatar Barbara10Broek
8th Dec 2010 (#)

HA HA

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author avatar Denise O
8th Dec 2010 (#)

See what ya get for being a show off, tsk, tsk. LOL
Good read.
Thank you for sharing.:)

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