~Fly Assassins Report III~

WordWulf By WordWulf, 12th Feb 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1cdob_-a/
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~I made Igor a fliescube out of our kill~It floated around in her water dish, cooled it off a bit~Igor slurped away at the fliescube until neither fly nor ice existed~

~Fly Assassins Report III~

Fellow Warriors,

I’m sure relieved to finally get this information out to the public. Igor and I have been undercover too long for either of us. Those above me in the organization insisted I acquire an assistant that wasn’t fluid in any of the human languages but well versed in fly-speak. That was a rough one and difficult to handle at first. Then along came Igor. She knows more about critters than I do by a long shot and is too smart to pay enough attention to humans to use their language.

Here’s the report from 17 August, 2010.

Igor was viciously attacked today by a B52 Momma of a fly. Lucky for Igor, I intervened and smacked it a good one, laid it out in the sun on my weapon where it gave birth to a bunch of squirmy slimy maggot worms. The sun made short work of ‘em, about five minutes I think. I made Igor a fliescube out of our kill. It floated around in her water dish, cooled it off a bit. Igor slurped away at the fliescube until neither fly nor ice existed. Igor belched happily. She liked it a lot!

Fly Facts:
Flies are filthy little buggers.
They carry over 100 different
kinds of disease causing germs.

~Tom (WordWulf) Sterner~
~Fly Assassins I~
~Fly Assassins II~
~Nevada Bill~

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author avatar Denise O
15th Feb 2011 (#)

mmm mmmm, says Igor.LOL
We use to allow one fly in our home a day, it kept my Boo occupied for at least a few hours until he too, gobbled it up. Apparently he liked them raw. LOL
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar WordWulf
16th Feb 2011 (#)

Boo sounds like a natural. My daughter has a cat named Rocky I have inducted into the Fly Assassins. My Bubba isn't interested.

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